So, we're going to San Antonio this weekend for a family thing, and my sister-in-law has never been to Texas. I've been complaining about how hot it's going to be, and she, bless her heart, was trying to cheer me up.

J: "Well, I just went to Old Navy and bought a wrap for my swimsuit."
Me: "Okay."
J: "For when we go to the beach in San Antonio."
Me: "Cute, but there's no beach in San Antonio."
J: "The ocean?"
Me: "Nope. San Antonio isn't on the ocean."
J: "Lake then."
Me: "San Antonio isn't in Minnesota either. Hotel pool."
J: "Awww..."

So instead, I now have her complaning about Texas, too. Oops.