Sunday, December 4, 2011

Overheard in the Middle School

On Thursday
MB: How did the Soviet Union even come to be.
Me: Great question. We're actually going to talk about that on Monday.
On Friday, with guest speaker.
Guest Speaker: Any other questions about Russia?
MB: Can you tell me how the Soviet Union came to be. Miss Custer didn't know.

HW: I'd like to thank KS for all her contri-butations to my speech.

Colleague: Hey, Katrina, are you teaching the 6th graders that brains come out noses?!
Me: Yes, in the mummification process in Ancient Egypt.
Colleague: ... oh. They failed to mention that detail.

1 comment:

jake said...

Too funny - made my day!