School Announcements

Day 1: A black man's bike with yellow lettering is missing. If anybody knows where it is or took it for a quick errand, please return it ASAP.

Day 2: A black ... MEN's bike with yellow lettering is still missing. The bike is black, not the owner. If anybody has seen it, please let the front office know.

Day 3: The bike that can be ridden by a man of any color though the bike happens to be black and have yellow letters is STILL missing. You know what to do.